So, been back in school for about a week, good times. (Yeah right. XD) So far the best part is having this one philosophy professor who looks EXACTLY like Lou Albano post-retirement. He’s also a complete curmudgeon and swears an AWFUL lot like George Carlin.

One the first day of class, waiting for the first bell to ring...

Some Kid: Hi professor. I’m trying to get into this class. Can you sign these registration papers for me so I can show them to the registrar?
Professor: Whata I have to sign them for? Can’t you do it?
Kid: They need a professor’s signature.
Professor: Well f*** them. I don’t give a sh**.
Kid: O.o

And everyone else is like: Oookayyyyy... XD

So it’s cool, ‘cause it’s like having two dead celebrities in the room at once.


(EDIT 1/27: In the interest of actually keeping this journal short I'm cutting that meme out— I'll put it back when I write my next journal so that the folks below who have already responded regarding said meme won't look nuts for posterity. XD)